Warning to all married people: Your marriage is about to disintegrate. You will lose your loved one to dark forces from the left that are set to destroy the traditional family. In short order, you may be forced to either live alone or with someone you despise. Your children will be parentless, wandering streets polluted by limp wrist men and muscle bound women with crew cuts who will lure them into their nether world. The end is nigh.

“I find it hard to believe the vice president would stray from the administration’s position on defense policy or tax policy. For many pro-family voters, protecting traditional marriage ranks ahead of the economy and job creation as a campaign issue.”

–Family Research Council President Tony Perkins, commenting http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A29862-2004Aug24.html on VP Dick Cheney’s support for gay relationships.

No confirmation re FRC’s new motto: “A queer in every pot.”